I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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