It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I wish i was in the wii world.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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