he shaved USA in his pubs
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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