i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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