"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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