You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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