she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize