found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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