names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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