It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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