grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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