You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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