You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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