I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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