Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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