Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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