the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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