What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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