we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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