At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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