if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.