if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills