so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.