he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
