Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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