pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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