Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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