Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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