Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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