drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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