the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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