so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
my liver is dry heaving
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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