I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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