I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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