I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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