Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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