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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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