I CAN MOONWALK!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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