i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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