Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
