no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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