I'm going to jail i love you
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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