You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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