Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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