So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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