Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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