we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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