We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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