Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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