Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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