i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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