i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Randomize
