That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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