Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You're like the curious george of whores
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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